Reassuring Constants for the Average College Student

1. You will hit snooze at least once a morning

Probably the biggest guarantee in the life of any college student is your strong relationship with your snooze button, aka your most loyal friend and confidant who’s always been there to facilitate you ‘five more minutes’ of sleep.

2. You have more coffee than blood in your veins.

Caffeine comes in many different forms, but coffee is always the most revered morning (and afternoon) routine. The Starbucks baristas actually have your drink ready for you before you even get up to the counter.

3. You will sleep through your 8am.

No matter how good your intentions, you’re going to sleep through an early morning class at least once…probably twice…okay let’s be honest, it’s going to happen a lot.

4. Your phone is going to die at the worst possible time.

We’ve all been there. Stranded, alone, without any means of communication. Might as well be stranded on an island with only Wilson for company.

5. You’re going to make it.

No matter how many things go wrong, you will make it through. Trust me. It’ll all be okay.

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